Max's Agony Page
Give him a fuss if you see him in the pub
He is 4 years old and terribly frightened of his own shadow!
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Max's Agony PageGive him a fuss if you see him in the pub He is 4 years old and terribly frightened of his own shadow! |
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Dear Max, Would it be o.k. if I brought my owner to your pub for a drink? From Rover |
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Dear Rover, Well behaved owners are welcome but you must ensure he is on a lead by your side. Due to EHO regulations please do not bring him in during food service times. From Max |
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Dear Max, Sometimes after a visit to your pub my owner likes to stand chatting outside with some of his human friends. Is this a problem? From Fifi and Foofoo |
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Dear Fifi and Foofoo, We have put notices up in the pub for humans asking them to be considerate to our neighbours when they leave. Sometimes I have to get my owners to remind humans who don’t realise how much noise they are making to quieten down or move away from the pub. From Max |
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Dear Max, Sometimes my owners like to bring their children out with them. Do you mind children in your pub? From Bonzo |
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Dear Bonzo, My owners tell me that this is not the sort of pub that caters for children. Well behaved children sitting at a table at lunchtime or in the early evening is ok as long as they are with their parents. From Max |
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Dear Max, My owners don’t get on very well with some of your antics and sometimes you are walking around. I know you would not hurt them and only want to be their friend but they are nervous of dogs. From Scooby |
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Dear Scooby, Don’t worry, we don’t all like the same things, (Hoovers terrify me) just tell my owners and they will put me upstairs with my brother, Morgan. From Max |
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Dear Max, My owner is getting on a bit and has trouble getting around. Is your pub ok for people like him? From Fido |
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Dear Fido, If your owner uses the door in Wilkins Street he will be able to access the bar and the toilets without having to manage any steps. Unfortunately we don’t have a disabled toilet but should he need help in any way my owners would be happy to help. From Max |
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Dear Max, My owners are looking for somewhere to have a party; do you have an area they could book? From Lassie |
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Dear Lassie, Yes we do have an area but your owners would need to talk to my owners. They also do buffets to cater for all tastes and budgets. From Max |
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